They taught me back in Kindergarten that it’s alway good to share. So here is the drinking game that my wife and one of my daughters will play during tonight’s election coverage. We’re doing pineapple, lime and raspberry Jello shots, yellow for the streak down Trump’s back, green for Trump’s envy of President Obama and red for all the GOP blood on the streets by the election. Enjoy.
Election Night Drinking Game
Have a shot or take a drink when/if —
Polls close In ETZ
Polls close in CTZ
Biden wins Florida
Biden wins Georgia
Biden wins North Carolina
Biden wins Michigan
Biden wins Wisconsin
Biden wins Minnesota
Polls close in MTZ
Biden wins Arizona
Biden wins Nevada
Biden declared winner
Trump concedes
Note that we don’t contemplate lasting until the West Coast polls close.
Slangevar, y’all!