Peace and prosperity -- I'm loving it!
Sen. Ron Wyden, TPP BFF, next to his signalling device.
What could possibly go wrong?
BTW, what happened to the REAL Ron Wyden (D-?????). Some theories below the Squiggle of Socialism.
1. He was tortured into compliance by Lord John Whorfin:
2. He beamed into the capitol in the middle of an Ion Storm and swapped places with his twin in the parallel universe:
3. He made the mistake of purchasing what looked like a large squash from a farmer's market near McMinnville, took it home, and when he was asleep, was replaced by an alien and/or Koch Brothers seed-pod hatched emotionless clone.
4. He sold out to the Dark Side of the Force in exchange for a triple word score in Scrabble: