In trying to blame the President for the border crisis, Perry had this pearl bar-b-qued for the world to swallow.
"I have to believe when you do not respond in any way, you are either inept or have some ulterior motive that you are functioning from,"....Was I kidding?
"Why in the hell don't we hire this guy?" some might ask. Because we're getting him for free.
"Why doesn't he just go away?" I want The Rick Perry Show on 24/7. He's our secret weapon.
Can't wait untill he really starts campaigning for Greg Abbott.
Anyway, here's where you can read all abut it: