So-called Kansas Rep. Tim Huelskamp
Man, it
sucks to have to try and
be nice to brown people!
[Rep. Tim Huelskamp:] What is interesting and very distracting and very discouraging is, Steve, after the election, the general discussion from Republicans in Washington was, we’ve got to do everything we can to win votes from the so-called “Hispanic voter.”
Yeah, why do Republicans want to win those so-called "people"? It's not like they need to win elections outside of the South anymore, do they?
[T]he idea that suddenly, instead of voting 70 percent for the Democrats, somehow they’re going to start voting for Republican? No. What Republicans need to do is get off their rear ends and go out, outside of Washington, and talk about what they’re for!
Great plan! Instead of talking to so-called "wetbacks" who won't vote Republican anyway, go talk to so-called "real Americans" who
will vote Republican if the GOP got off its rear-end and finally told Americans what they're for, like hating gays and vaginas!
Sure, it's not much of a rebrand, but how can such a brilliant plan fail?
Update: And more rebranding.